Oh how I love the ladies! Everywhere I go it seems that there are so many pretty women that it makes it hard to choose which one I favor the most. Mom had taken me shopping along with Auntie Michelle to Loehmann's a while back. For those of you that don't know about Loehmann's, it is where my Mom says that she could live and survive if ever a natural disaster were to strike. I personally didn't see what all the fuss is about. HOWEVER, there is one perk for little guys such as myself. You see, Loehmann's does not have individual dressing rooms, just one large room for the ladies to try on clothes. Well, let's just say, it was the happiest that I had been that entire day. All I had to do was smile really big, laugh and wink and all the ladies in the community dressing room ate it up. That's right folks, I know how to work it! Mom and Auntie Michelle laughed and Auntie Michelle leaned over and said, "live it up kid, because you could probably ride this gravy train until you're about 3 years old". A few shops later, I was still going strong. I had seven (yes, that's right seven) ladies surrounding my stroller taking turns at playing with my cheeks. Dad agrees with Auntie Michelle, I have a limited window in which I can take advantage of all this female attention. It was a great day and I sure hope that future shopping trips are this much fun!
Love,
Emerson
P.S. I've got two bottom teeth coming which means that BBQ is not too far off :-).
5 years ago
